Meet The Characters
"Meet the Weenerfords" - What could possibly go wrong? (View)
Bentley Weenerford (Lead guitar and vocals) (View)
Aneda Weenerford (horn) (View)
Johnson Weenerford (Drums) (View)
Slap Weenerford (Bass) (View)
Rusty Weenerford (Keyboard) (View)
Die'n Weenerford (horn) (View)
Nuts Weenerford the Dog (View)
"Bury" (Barry) the Bird (View)
"NEUTIN NIRFF" THE GENIOUS! (View)
"JOHNSON WEENERFORD" THE HEMP STICK (Drummer) (View)
"HANSOM CAL" the CHROME DOME! (View)
"CHARLIE CHIN" PRIVATE DICK! These are first run sketches by Mitch, the creator. Baby steps to create real wierd cold cuts... These ideas came from deep in the cranial canyons.High on something! (View)
"BRADY BEARDSLEY" hE"S BEST AT MULTITASKING (View)
"NUT'S SENIOR" Weenerford A phot Dog. Here kitty kitty... (View)
UPSIDE DOWN CARTOON RIDE.huHAA! (View)
cartoon skit resized (View)
better skit pic (View)
A real-life college student, named Bentley Weenerford III, has serious emotional daydream problems about a band of hotdogs with funny names. They are the Bent Weener Band. At seven years of age he saw his dad get hit and killed rescueing a puppy from certain death.But wait, there is a supernatural element at play. Bentley can't process the trauma so he escapes through a twisted reality where his father has somehow become the rescued puppy.
Like all dreams, his friends at school are their. The cartoon is how he hides from facing life. Although his brain tries to entertain him, it's off the wall nonsense at best. The scenarios are funny situations where things never go as planned. A twisted irreverent play, but always jerked back into reality. What will happen to Bentley (and everyone in his sights) as the day dreams increase? Will he do anything to stop his pain? Does the devil have the power to control Bentleys future?
The strange characters in his musical daydream include, Bentley Weenerford lll, himself as "Bent Weener." He's the leader of the weeners guitarist, vocalist and all around creative free spirit.
Aneda Weenerford “Aneda”, is a vocalist and trumpet player. She makes sexy skimpy clothes for younger foxes. She would be interested in a center fold photo session if possible!
Johnson Weenerford “Johnson ”, the drummer, lays down a groove with drums and sticks he hand makes with the best sounding hemp wood. He brings to the group big concert flash, big sound, and Spleef Bats. Then, after the concert he smokes the hemp drumsticks.
Slapton Weenerford “Slap” Bassist and vocalist. He is a funky-big-thumb tall slender bass freak who stutters. He likes necks smooth and fast for funky lines... cause he stutters. But after the show, he can't get focused, and his life is a mess... until he hears a down beat and his thumb starts to thump.
Russel Weenerford “Rusty” plays keys. He writes computer programs for digital recording nerds. He always brings his computer to gigs and plays with it - until it starts fucking up - then he throws it across the stage. To say he has geek tendencies is an understatment. He wishes he had a little more African American in him.
“Diane” Weenerford “Die'n” also sings backup and plays a mean sax. She does charity work for the church and the poor. Very compassionate lady... or a closet slut?
Nuts the Weenerford Dog
Nuts the Weenerdog “Nuts” the manager and producer. He organizes the band behind the scenes and in the studio. Pushing them to play only the best tunes he is very loyal. He also has a big set of nuts that make swishy sounds when he moves around. When they start to heat up he gets pissed. His ears are also very sensitive and rise on great parts of the song. But, he's a cusing, loud-mouthed asshole if you push him.Stay on his good side or else...
"Bury" the Bird
“Bury” (sounds like Barry) the Bird. Bury is a pelican, who always finds a way to be where the band is playing. They can’t ditch him. He brings them a stinky fish every day "to share." He sneaks into concerts with stolen back stage passes he swoops down to snatch from some skank trying to get the bouncer to break (with back stage blow job passes). Funny and clumsy, he makes low bass sounds with his stinky voice. Cut to the bird when we go flat?